This statement is usually applied in a situation
where the lady is too stubborn and doesn’t want
to open the cookie jar. A man begs and pleads
without success before settling for this statement.
In most cases, virgins are the ones who get
smeared by those words.
But ladies never learn, most guys who say they’ll
only insert the heads of their Ds are always lying
After all, what kind of pleasure can
one derive from the mere placement of a head on
a hole? None is the answer.
Infact, most virgins get their virginity broken by
falling for this statement. They believe the words
and hope for the car to park outside the gates
only for the main bus to move in full force.
with unbelievably big tools also apply the ‘kichwa
tu’ trick when a lady is scared. But seriously, any
man who says he will only place the head then
goes ahead to do so is a jerk. He’s a weak man.
So ladies, whenever you hear this phrase, get
ready for the battle Of Waterloo.
Like my friend Herbert says, “Panua paja mkwaju waja!”Or better
yet, just pick your stilettos and run.